Things I Learned on Friday Night

1.  If you are getting free drinks, you are beholden to then waste them by pouring them all over the bar.

2.  6 Blue Moons=increased pool playing skills.

3.  When I drink, my opinion is the only one that counts.

4.  When you haven’t had sex in awhile, be aware that your significant other may decide that the extremely loud request for sex in the middle of a bar in front of all of your friends is totally appropriate.

5.  Frohawks are stupid.

6.  There is someone in this world besides Jason that considers me their favorite person and all I had to do was laugh at her jokes.  Sweet.

7.  I worry way too much about Jason’s friends having fun when I am out with them.

8.  My friend Lila’s boyfriend is the only grownup that I know.

9.  The girl that was Jason’s first time was “hot” and “young”.  Awesome.  Could have gone on without that knowledge.

10. I need a job for more reasons than just money.  I miss people.

5 Responses to “Things I Learned on Friday Night”

1. On March 25th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
   Nicole Says:
   

   I could totally relieve #10 for you if you’d only move back to Cali. Love you little poopykins.

2. On March 27th, 2007 at 1:56 am
   Kentucky Girl Says:
   

   LOL It is mind-blowing what you realize after 5 or 6 drinks, huh? Your mind is, naturally, soooo much clearer then.

3. On March 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
   Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah Says:
   

   Things you learned Saturday morning: Blue Moom gives you a terrible hangover.

4. On April 30th, 2007 at 10:02 am
   Dawn Says:
   

   I just found your blog. It’s terrific!! You have a GREAT writing style. I wish you’d post more often…

5. On May 7th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
   Amy Says:
   

   Just popping in to say HI and see how you’re doing now that you’re away from LaLaLand.

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