I like to sleep ALOT. When not sleeping I like to think about the next time I can sleep. I adore complaining. I want a cigarette but I can't have one because I quit. Quitting is for losers. I am engaged to an actor/waiter named Jason and we have a child/dog named Miranda. We love her and think she looks like us. I am not sure about the immortal words of Weight Watchers, "nothing tastes as good as thin feels". I am pretty sure that brownies do taste as good as thin feels. I don't know, it is a toss up
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plunky@notthelifeipictured.com
Chase Says:
Ok. You’re right…I laughed out loud A LOT! Hahahhahahah!! I about fell out of the chair when he said, “JEALOUSE”.
LMFAO!
I heart you.
p.s. Why you break my internets?