Why Won’t WordPress Center My Titles?

I had nothing planned for this post. I just wanted to write because it keeps me from googling “celexa side effects” or consulting WebMD for some potentially devistating side effect that will leave me a one armed three eyed purple people eater.

I applied for health insurance over a month ago and they have yet to respond. They say they will have thier desicion by Friday. Thank god. Of course they will probably turn me down because, after all, I had a herniated disk last year and have panic attacks so therefore I am broken and will cost them mere thousands. I hate health insurance. We need reform. Do you know someone just turned down my mom? The woman who had breast cancer last year? Nice. Meanwhile, Kim Jong is going to make nuclear pancakes of us all. Whatever, Bush, reform freaking healthcare, you fruit loop. NOW. Or I am throwing Karl in there.
I should go and look up “fast heartbeat” my ex boyfriends or “heart attack symptoms” “allergy to Karl“.
I don’t feel like spell checking this. I have to ask “WHY ON GOD’S EARTH DOESN’T WORDPRESS HAVE A SPELL CHECKER?”. Seriously, people, WTF?

10 Responses to “Why Won’t WordPress Center My Titles?”

1. On October 18th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
   Nicole Says:
   

   oh that reminds me…. you still haven’t answered my question as to why people are allergic to Karl? am I just a newbie and I’ll figure it out?

2. On October 18th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
   Bec Says:
   

   http://www.lab4games.net/zz85/blog/wordpress-plugins/live-spell-checker/

   This is a half decent wordpress spellchecker, and the centering of your titles… it’s one of the lines in your index template… ask the designer of the template if you can’t find it… but leave until sleep has been had.

3. On October 19th, 2006 at 12:54 am
   Mr. Fabulous Says:
   

   Wordpress seems to have a mind of its own with regard to centering and a few other things…all designed to drive me crazy, that’s my theory…

4. On October 19th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
   Dawn (webmiztris) Says:
   

   I hope they don’t reject you, babe… good luck.

5. On October 19th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
   RedBetty Says:
   

   I can’t remember which one I have on mine (spellchecker that is) but it works only when you turn off the rtf posts or something. email me if you need help.

6. On April 12th, 2007 at 3:50 am
   Ron Says:
   

   You know that thing about sense of humour.
   If you ain’t got it then you won’t get it.
   Keep it up…

7. On April 17th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
   Mark Says:
   

   Thank You

8. On April 26th, 2007 at 5:00 am
   Peter Says:
   

   You know that thing about sense of humour.
   If you ain’t got it then you won’t get it.
   Keep it up…

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   first dp her hole Says:
   

   I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of. Not that it matters.

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