I’m Learnding
Yes, I have been gone. For awhile. I kept looking at the blog and my bloglines feeling like I needed to be concentrating on other things for awhile. It is true. There is a world outside of the internet. I have learned many things in my time away. Here are just a few:
1. I have become quite the loser. I am actually a little sad that Big Brother All Stars is over. I was pissed Boogie won. I miss Will and Janelle. Oh, look, I’m over it. I won’t even remember who these people are in a few months.
2. Stress+Alcohol+Cigarettes=neverending horrible heartburn that won’t go away even after consuming half a bottle of TUMS. Breathing in poison sucks.
3. Relationships are hard. Especially when you are in one with me.
4. People, I don’t have the time nor the energy to do the TV blog but trust me on this. Forget The Class. Forget Vanished. Please for the love of God let us all be able to forget Celebrity Duets. Do watch: The Nine, Six Degrees, Standoff(I love Ron Livingston) and Studio 60.
5. I love Mastercard commercials:
Coast to Coast Google Stalking: $0
Classmates.com Gold Membership: $9.95
Your friend emailing you this picture of a college crush dancing around in an oompa loompa costume at 34 years of age:
PRICELESS! (it’s ok, he’s still cute even with green hair.)
6. Someone will probably have to commit me when my dog dies(which she won’t, ever because I’m taking her to the Pet Sematary)
7. I really really really hate Blogger. It has the worst editing software ever. EVER.
8. I have become emotionally attached to most of the bloggers that I read. So much so, that this hiatus from reading blogs for the last 2 weeks has made me miss them.
9. My voice lessons are working out so well that I know I will sing in public again…but I still may have to be slightly intoxicated to do it.
10. When I know I am leaving somewhere I tend to pull away from everyone. It sucks. I need to stop doing that.
11. There is a reason why people call it “Crackberry”.
12. Whitney divorcing Bobby is like finding out Santa Claus is a crack addict.
13. Years of being out of school have rendered me virtually retarded. The GRE may as well be in Chinese.
Chase Says:
My beautiful Debbbbbbbbie!! How I’ve missed you! SOOOO SOOO MUCH! (Even though you’re a hookerface).
We found out today our move-in date for Texas is November 20th. So…if you’re there then, you’ll stay with me. If not, I’ll come down to see you there.
I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better…
Ok, I have lots to talk about, apparently. I’ll call you this weekend and see how you’re doing. Love you, honey!
Bec Says:
I know what you mean about missing blog friends. It hurt when I had my enforced 7 week break. It felt like I was beng left behind - then to return and catch up with news was intensely satisfying… still feel a little out of the loop but am working on it as I think it’s just my own neurosii (?) going into overdrive.
Mr. Fabulous Says:
Don’t listen to Chase. I have missed you more.
We should hang out. I am almost ACTUALLY retarded. You will feel sooooo smart!
jane Says:
I was SO pissed off that Mike aka “the worm” won BB7 too. Especially the damn allstars! Neither he nor Erika should have even been cast on that show! Will, omg I LOVEEEEEEEE Dr. Will. Him & Janelle were the best players. I expect to find Erika & Mike slithering thru the grass somewhere here in So. Cali.
Dawn (webmiztris) Says:
nice new digs! Whitney is divorcing Bobby? that is insane. as if those two are going to find anybody out there more compatible with themselves than each other!
Janet Says:
I’m glad I’m not the only one who will miss Janelle and Will. I so wish it had been them in the end. In fact, I’m still hoping those two crazy kids will get together.:)
Link updated- love the green!
Izzy Says:
Love your new digs!!!! Now did you move also? Or are planning to? (I’m easily confused)
And dude? Ex crush as Oompa Loompa? PRICELESS!
ABlondeBlogger Says:
Oh my gosh, I hate Boogie. And what the hell kind of name is “Boogie” anyway?!
Did you see Rosie O’Donnell totally rip his ass on The View for the way he treated Erika? LOVED IT!!!