Mr Fab’s Meme-ology
Mr Fab made up this meme that could be the longest meme ever. Ever. I will do it though because I just had a horrific day and I likey memes(and it makes Mr Fab feel important and useful).
MEME-OLOGY
GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Balsamic Vinagrette
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? I could really go for some Arbys right now
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Off Vine
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%. If the service is horrible, I will do 15%.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Peas, Bleu Cheese, fennel
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Sesame Chicken(only on the East Coast though. God knows what you’ll get here. Blech!)
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Extra cheese and mushrooms
What do you like to put on your toast? I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butta
What is your favorite type of gum? I like my trusty Trident
TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? Uh, 40? I think?
Number of contacts in your email address book? Oh lord, I can’t even count them. I have worked a lot of different places…
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Some desert picture
What is your screensaver on your computer? My pictures
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Uh, yes…
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 1
How many televisions are in your house? 3
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? We only have 3. We use all of them almost everyday.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Talk. I hate regular radio. How many times does one need to hear that stupid Paris Hilton song? Seriously?
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None. Unless Jason requires batteries and didn’t tell me…
BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My smile
Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed.
Do you like your smile? I just SAID it was my best physical attribute! Weren’t you listening??
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Wisdom teeth and a baby tooth(oh you know, they pulled it out LAST YEAR, yeah)
Would you like to? Everyone on my mother’s side of the family got appendicitis in their fifties, I would like it out before then.
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?Sure but I am not a man so I usually don’t need to sit there for an hour. Why do you ALL do this?
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Hearing when I am trying to sleep and smell when I feel like I am going to puke.
When was the last time you had a cavity? 5 years ago
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Miranda, 20 lbs
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Never
MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No way.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?I wouldn’t change it. I like my perky cheerleader name. I can’t wait until people are calling “Debbie” at 70.
How do you express your artistic side? Through my writing. Oh and I sing.
What color do you think you look best in? Black definitely
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Oh I would totally go for the biggest woman there and be her bitch, I would survive no problemo.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? The usual- Hair, bugs, quarters, small rat like creatures
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? God lord, no. Mr Fab! This question is sick.
How often do you go to church? I don’t. I think many churches are full of judgemental hypocrites(notice I didn’t say ALL, my uncle is a reverand after all).
Have you ever saved someone’s life? You know, I don’t know. I hope so or at least I’ll get to someday.
Has someone ever saved yours? Whoever pulled me out of the water at summer camp. Why can’t I remember who that was? That’s bad. I really should remember this person.
DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Yes.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Absolutely.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? No. I would do it for a half mil probably.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No, no one is cutting any fingers off.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? No, but I would for half mil
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Nope and I never would. Though I would if it was seriously air brushed like Playboy. But only for 2 mil. I don’t think Playboy will be knocking down my door anytime soon.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? No, I think I would die if I did that. Seriously.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No amount of money. Well, maybe if it was just a crackhead hooker…
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? You would PAY me to wax my whole body? Awesome. Ok.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? NO WAY. I honestly can’t even tell you any amount of money would get me to not watch TV for a year. It’s the only addiction I have left…
Mr. Fabulous Says:
WHY is everyone so down on crackhead hookers?
LMAO @ your prison survival plan!
There is a Paris Hilton song? Thank God for XM radio.
Thank you, it does make me feel important and useful. You will be getting a thank you card from my therapist
Dawn (webmiztris) Says:
I think I’ll be doing this one too. I hate to see Mr. Fab pout.
Deb_LA Says:
Mr Fab-I know being a crackhead hooker isn’t easy but try not to take offense.
I’ll be waiting for my card so I can show it to my therapist.
Dawn-YAY! Do it! Do it! I’d like to see your prison survival plan!
Janet Says:
It’s so hard to explain to people who dont watch television why it’s so addicting. I guess it’s the same for smokers. Not that I would know…:)
Stinkypaw Says:
Very interesting “meme”, but man! It’s friggin’ long! But I might give it a try!
adjunky Says:
man! Apparently I am the only one doing this who would hit on a relative? they’re right, I am a dirty, dirty…
although I am glad to see I’m not the only one that doesn’t require batteries in the bedroom!
BlondeBlogger Says:
You have naked pictures saved on your computer?!!! *gasp*
CP Says:
You are brave for taking on Fab’s meme. Brave.
Me?
I wouldn’t go near it with someone ELSES 10 foot pole.
CP.
Kentucky Girl Says:
Crimony! That is a long one! I would quit blogging for $50K as long as I was still allowed to visit other’s blogs.
Dutchbitch Says:
I am with CP… Brave… VERY Brave…